I wish people were as exciting as my new iPhone case ~or~ PSG 101

I read a lot of blogs, and I keep hearing (ok, forreal?) seeing bloggers write that they were having trouble drafting a blog, that they love drafting blogs, that they had their first kiss while drafting a blog. Blah blah. I don't even really know what that is. All I know is that drafting usually involves multiple attempts at the same. dang. thingS something thats (in this case) going to come out a little dysfunctional and odd anyway (hellooo, my life) and ain't noboday go time fo dat. So, just so you know, 100% of my blogs are all-natural, organic, homegrown, 1st-try posts.  Now thats something you can be proud of reading. 

In other news, I got an iPhone! I am turning into a PSG minus the PS. (If you don't know what a PSG is, 1. be ashamed 2. read this post.) I was excited about exactly two things when it showed up in the mail. 

1. Snapchat

2. cute new phone case

I can't really illustrate the snapchat things here (helloooo there's a reason you can only look at those things for 3 seconds) because that's the way the app's designed, its impossible. Sorry!

But the cases. OH the cases.  There are about a KAZILLION available, and I mean I just have 1 phone soooo they made this job kind of tough on me. Except some of them go with personalities that aren't really me so that narrows it down. Which is what got me started thinking about who in the world would even own those things? And then I figured it out. And I wanted to tell Y. O. U!!!! Don't you feel special?

For the girls who ALWAYS choose the bros, so they have to convince the whole world that they don't so it doesnt hate them and what better way to do that then to get a phone case that says your (fake) personal mantra right on it??

For those who have a cat or dog allergy and need a hypoallergenic pet alternative.

For those who actually run, ha. 

For people (like me) who are about 5 years old. And think that their phone is definitely not entertaining enough. 

For those who, uh, like to express their love to their significant other in creative ways. Like phone cases. Mhm.

For nerds. 

I'd rather have the real stuff.

For those who plan to use an anchor to not sink.

For those who enjoy profound sayings. 

For positive affirmation . . . 

and just a friendly reminder.

Meangirls hellloooo!

For those who have it all and know it. 

For all your watercolor emergencies.

For . . . vampires?

This has been super sarcastic Saturday with Allie! Later, skater!