Monday, November 11, 2013

Blogger Stats

I might be kind of new  around here, but I've browsed my fair share of blogs, and I've noticed some things. Things like: 

Most of them are written and photographed by female twenty-somethings. Don't deny it! YOU ARE A GIRL and if you're not a twenty-something, you wish you were.

Most of said twenty-somethings are single and loving it or married with an adorable baby that makes me think being a teen mom wouldn't be that bad. NO. But maybe you could just give me your kid?

 They're always so witty! I'll find myself laughing out loud like an idiot and then stalking archives for more hilarious humor for hours. Personality pretty much drips from the computer screen and I just want to lick it up so I can have some! Umm, awkward. There's my personality for you ...

They either have their lives really really together or revel in the fact that they really really don't. I'd fall into the second category. Like, wayyyyy into the second category. You should see my room, except I won't let you because it's too embarassing. I read the first kind of blogs for inspiration and the second kind when I have a reality check and need to feel better.


They only post on weekdays which I protest because JUST BECAUSE YOURE DOING FUN STUFF ALL WEEKEND DOESNT MEAN DONT HAVE TIME TO SIT AND READ BLOGS! Sad but true.

They have a twitter. I know, getwiththetwentyforatcenturyerrebodyhasatwitter but I actually don't Twitter because what am I even supposed to say on there? Like when my cat does something funny? I don't get it, I'm an old lady.

They like Mean Girls which means I automatically love you! So you can go shave your back now ... Or something g. 

That's pretty much it. Everything you never knew about yourself, I'm kinda like your doctor! Ok that got weird anyway, love you bailout!