MeanGirls

My most favorite movie of allllllll times is Mean Girls.  There, I said it.  Every time I tell someone that, I feel like I get judged.   Ooooohhhh, I can almost smell the judgement wafting from my laptop screen.  Yes, it's smellable.  The judgement is just that intense.  I mean, plenty of people like Mean Girls, but what does it say about me that out of ever single movie in the entire world, every stunning setting and on-point casting, my favorite includes Lindsey Lohan, a bunch of dirty jokes, and, of course, some really evil teenage girls? Probably not very nice things.  But I can't stop, I love it and I always will, so in spite of all that I'm going to indulge myself and quote as many Mean Girls quotes as I possibly can, because I can.  EeeeEEEeeeeEEEEEEEeee, oh I am SO excited!  This is like one of my favorite things to do.  Ready  .... GO!

1. "Do you want to do something fun? Do you want to go to Taco Bell?" -Karen, when Regina is on an all-carb diet and does not want to go to Taco Bell.

2.  "Don't you know I'm on an all-carb diet? God, Karen, you're SO stupid!" - Regina, when Karen doesn't know she is on an all-carb diet, even though she should obviously keep herself informed about this stuff.

3. "I'm sorry, we only sell a size 1,3, and 5.  You could try Sears." -Snobby shop lady at 135 when  
 Regina can't fit into her spring fling dress. And for her information I got my homecoming dress at Sears and it was great.

4. "Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries."  -Regina when she would rather eat cheese fries than lose 3 pounds. Same.

5.  "These are the only pants that fit me right now." -Regina, when she wears sweatpants to school and can't sit with the plastics. 

6. "You can go shave your back now." -Regina, when Jason is being such a skeez.

7. "Your mom's chest hair!" -Janice, when asked what her wig is made of.

8.  "On Wednesdays, we wear pink." - Karen, when the Plastics are giving Cady the rundown of the pretty girl dress code.  If you know one Mean Girls quote, it's probably this one.

9.  "Get in, loser, we're going shopping." -Regina, when she pulls up in her convertible to take her friends shopping. 

10.  On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. "It's October 3rd." -Cady, when she seduces Aaron Samuels by telling him the date.

11.  "Your hair looks sexy pushed back." -Cady, when Regina tells her to tell Aaron that his hair looks sexy pushed back because she is a jerk and knows Cady likes Aaron but Regina dates her anyway.

12.  "That was one time!" -Amber D'Alessio, on making out with a hot dog.

13.  "I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!" -Damian, when he can't stop the car because it's past curfew but he still wants his pink shirt because Cady still has it. 

14.  "If you're from Africa, why are you white?" -Karen, when Cady says she's from Africa but is clearly white.

15.  "I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?" -Karen, when Cady asks her about her talents.

16.  "I can't go out - ahem - I'm sick." -Karen, when she's avoiding going out with Regina even though she is perfectly healthy.

17. "Boo you, whore."  -Regina, when Karen can't go out even though she is clearly not sick.

18.  "Stop trying to make fetch happen.  It is never going to happen!" -Regina, prematurely (and incorrectly) predicting the future impact of the word "fetch".

19.  "We should totally just stab Ceasar!" -Gretchen, when she has a nervous breakdown and tries to cope with it bu thinking of herself as Brutus and Regina as Ceasar.

20.  "You will get chlamydia and die." -Coach Carr, on having sex.

Ok, I could go on forever and ever and ever but it's late and I'm tired!

Did I miss one of your favorites?   Which one?